I recently saw this cake at a grocery store bakery:
That's right. It's a cake.
I thought it would probably be a little creepy to have a woman's legs (and everything else from the waist down) sticking into the middle of your birthday cake.
But then I thought maybe they don't use a full doll, so there are no legs sticking into the cake at all. And that brought to mind the following question: Which is worse, to have a tiny woman sticking her legs (and other waist-downeries) into your cake or to have a bisected tiny half-woman hanging out on top of your cake?
It's a question each must answer alone.
And while you're at it, consider this: Is there a way to put birthday candles on this cake without it seeming occult?