Here are some important words to know:
state-riotism: stetɪtriəˈtɪzəm
noun: Devotion to and vigorous support for one's state.
In silence those questioning his state-riotism, the governor of South Dakota drove to the border and mooned the other Dakota.
pastriotism: pestɪtriəˈtɪzəm
noun: Devotion to and vigorous support for one's tarts, cupcakes, pies, cream puffs and eclairs.
As the heart attack brought his 370-pound frame to ground cushioned only by the fallen doughnuts, he took consolation knowing none could question his pastriotism.
lampoon: lamˈpoōn
noun: A sharp metal rod with a barbed end used in the hunting of young sheep.
In about three minutes' time, Queequeg's lampoon was flung; the stricken beast darted blinding spray in our faces, and then running away with us like light, steered straight for the heart of the herd.
verb: The act of spearing young sheep with such a weapon.
Hey Mabel, bring the mint jelly; we's going to lampoon us a big one!
Please use each word in a sentence and turn it in to me by Thursday.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
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Dammit, I forgot to turn in this assignment. Sorry, Prof. Felix.
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